The Ramblings of a Housecat

Friday, October 06, 2006

Chav Kebab

Miaow avid readers,

Miaow, nothing broke today! our dysfunctional family crisis is over, Miaow! To celebrate (and avoid using the oven...just in case, mew!) we decided to forgo our normal Tesco Finest ready made meals for tea, and join the massed ranks of Chavs and indulge in Kebab roll an chips for supper (I declined the Kebab, I at least have standards, mew! and had CO-OP Turkey on the bone, miaowlicious!) Ian and Donna wolfed their kebabs, and declared them yummy, gawd they were even sober at the time! mew. The heartburn is setting in now, food poisioning will not be far behind, yuck! Anyhoe, must dash, just gotta line the bathroom floor with bin bags for the inevitable eruptions to come, mew!

Love and Purrs,

Muffin-Willow xxx


Anonymous Anonymous said...

How dare insult the great brit tradition of beer and kebab! Chavs of the world unite. watch ya back Cat, you might end up in the next kebab! Dave, Southend.

10:34 PM  

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