The Ramblings of a Housecat

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Creation (according to a Cat)


Miaow my loyal kittens,

While digging a hole in next doors prize flower bed for my morning abolutions, mew, I stumbled across an old stone tablet! after a vigorous clean with Donna's Cashmere sweater, I was able to read the carved writting, and unearth the real truth behind Creation, and the hand of God!!! The stone tablet read as follows (must admit, it didn't surprise me at all!)


On the first day of creation, God created the Cat...On the second day of creation, God created man to serve the Cat...On the third day of creation, God created all the animals of the world to serve as potential food for the Cat...On the fourth day of creation, God created honest toil, so the man could labour for the Cat...On the fifth day of creation, God created the Catnip ball so the Cat may play or not play with it...On the sixth day of creation, God created Veterinary Science to keep the Cat healthy and the Man broke...On the seventh day God tried to rest, but he had to scoop out the litter box... Yisss, it's a Cats world after all!...Amen

Love and Purrs.

Muffin-Willow xxx

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