The Ramblings of a Housecat

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Mystery solved!

Miaow dear avid readers,

Well the dry food mystery is solved! Using all my cunning, and skills I've learnt off CSI Miami, I came to the obvious outcome. It was Donna who ate the food. Donna who was sick, and then framed me. Reliable witness statments testify she has been seen near the bowl in the past. Hair samples found (gawd, talk about grease and split ends!) near the bowl are a perfect match for Donna's. SHE has the motive, she's jealous of my looks and brains, figure, AND She has a taste for Scottish rough Oatcakes (NOT unlike GoCat Tuna and Herring flavour) that rubber stamps the verdict beyond reasonable doubt! revenge will be ohh soooo very sweet. Off to 'plant' some mens underwear and fake love letters in her knicker drawer for Ian to find...MIAOW!!

Love and purrs,

Muffin-Willow xxx


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice one Kitty, if donna ditches ian, can i have him?? Kirsty xxx

1:25 PM  
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1:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dearest Muffin,

You are in soooooooooooooooooooo much trouble!!!!!!!!!!!

No Thrive or Kookamunga's or combing for you tonight.

In fact you are grounded!!

Lots of love sweetie

2:30 PM  

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