The Ramblings of a Housecat

Friday, August 25, 2006

Fixing The Central Heating

Miaow devoted readers,

Brrrrr, it was so chilly today when I was left home alone (AGAIN, miaow!) that I had to put the central heating on. How inconsiderate of Donna to have taken all of her angora sweaters to the cleaners!

Unfortunately Ian has had to put child proof locks on the temperature gauge as Donna always turns it up too high - you wouldn't think she would feel the cold what with her being Scottish!! So, what else was Muffin to do but get out the vaseline and No More Nails!! What joy I had using the vaseline to remove the locks (well no-one said they were cat-proof, miaow!) and the No More Nails to put everything back together again!

Must dash folks, need to clear up the evidence before the humans get home.

Love and purrs,

Muffin-Willow xxx


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are u CORGI registered? mines broken?

2:24 PM  

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